The Death of the DRE: gone the way of Lawn Jarts
by
Christopher Wilson
(added
08/30/2007)
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The
Death of the DRE: Gone the way of Lawn Jarts.
Let’s
make it official. The DRE is
dead. DRE, of course, stands for “Direct Recording Electronic”
voting machine. It also goes
by the name of touchscreen voting machines.
But whatever you call it, for all practical purposes, it is dead. It
reminds me of a little known fact about species extinction.
You can still have a living instance of a species and it can
still be extinct. For
example, the Dodo bird was still extinct when the last male dodo was
still living. It simply
means that the species has no further capacity to reproduce itself.
The DRE is in a similar situation.
It exists out there in the wild, but it isn’t going anywhere. It
also reminds me of the game of Lawn Jarts.
This was a very popular game invented probably in the late 60s or
early 70s. Some time around
the 80s there were some deaths of children associated with this game
(beer was also associated with this event).
It was officially banned in the As you can see, parents were urged to discard them or
destroy them immediately. However,
they still exist and some families still probably use them.
Now, if used foolishly, say, with beer, they can be dangerous.
Used carefully and wisely, they can be safely enjoyed.
If you do a search on Google you will find many anxious people
worried about what to do with them.
They want to put them up on eBay but they are afraid it is
illegal and they are deeply worried about that.
Confusion abounds. In the end, the existence of Jarts has faded from
peoples’ memory. Now and
then you run across a set in someone’s garage or garage sale (can we
sell them there?), and you reflect on what fun you used to have with
them and the great memories of it all. But, no, we have to protect the children.
Welcome to our new Brave New Nerf-ball world.
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